Category: Idiots Jokes



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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Jan/31/2011


Ranking: 3.40 / 96
An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up.
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Thanks to: Fran Dryden - Escondido - Ca. - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2009    pub.:Jan/4/2010    sent:Jan/12/2010


Ranking: 2.93 / 193
Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes
Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten.
The one of the boys saw some lightning bugs. “We may as well give up,” he told his friend. “Now they are coming at us with flashlights.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2006    pub.:Jul/12/2006    sent:Mar/14/2014


Ranking: 3.12 / 138
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.

The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.

They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
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Thanks to: Glenn - USA.
rec.:May/17/2005    pub.:May/24/2005    sent:Nov/19/2013


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