Ranking: 3.44 / 98
In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
Ring master proudly challenged the audience "Can anyone do it?"
One person from the audience slowly answered "I can, but first take the stupid Lion out"
Thanks to: H.N.Krishna Murthy - Bangalore - Karnataka - India
rec.:Feb/14/2007 pub.:Mar/21/2007 sent:Apr/1/2007
Ranking: 3.42 / 95
An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up.
Thanks to: Fran Dryden - Escondido - Ca. - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2009 pub.:Jan/4/2010 sent:Jan/12/2010
Ranking: 2.93 / 193
Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes
Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten.
The one of the boys saw some lightning bugs. “We may as well give up,” he told his friend. “Now they are coming at us with flashlights.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2006 pub.:Jul/12/2006 sent:Mar/14/2014
Ranking: 3.12 / 138
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.
The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.
They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
Thanks to: Glenn - USA.
rec.:May/17/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Nov/19/2013