Ranking: 3.23 / 106
During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief very disappointed says, “I told you to cover all Exist.”
"I did” replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2008 pub.:Jan/30/2008 sent:Oct/11/2010
Ranking: 3.07 / 134
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.
The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.
They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
Thanks to: Glenn - USA.
rec.:May/17/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Nov/19/2013
Ranking: 2.91 / 172
Two young idiots were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes
Were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten.
The one of the boys saw some lightning bugs. “We may as well give up,” he told his friend. “Now they are coming at us with flashlights.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2006 pub.:Jul/12/2006 sent:May/15/2007
Ranking: 3.32 / 92
A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said: I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.
Thanks to: Oluwatosin Stanley - Nigeria
rec.:Jan/12/2007 pub.:Feb/5/2007 sent:Apr/3/2008