Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 3.04 / 157
- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.
#5170    
Thanks to: Reystar.com - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Jul/14/2012


Ranking: 3.11 / 140
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.

The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.

They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
#15211    
Thanks to: Glenn - USA.
rec.:May/17/2005    pub.:May/24/2005    sent:Nov/19/2013


Ranking: 3.13 / 135
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
#18845    
Thanks to: anna - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Aug/12/2015


Ranking: 3.29 / 105
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
#22281    
Thanks to: joe bledsoe - liberia - guanacaste - Costa Rica
rec.:Sep/14/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/3/2014


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