Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 2.85 / 220
A ventriloquist stops to entertain some people in a small town. He's going through his usual stupid George W. jokes, when George W. himself walks up.
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating George W. jokes!" He says. "What makes you think you can stereotype me that way? What does a person's knowledge of geography and world politics have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep people like me from being respected at work and in my community. I'm as smart as anyone else and..."
The ventriloquist begins to apologize, when George W. stops him. "You stay out of this, Mister. I'm talking to that little smart aleck on your knee!"
Thanks to: David Figueroa
rec.:Jan/14/2001    pub.:Jan/14/2001    sent:Jan/14/2001

Ranking: 3.04 / 155
- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.
Thanks to: - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Jul/14/2012

Ranking: 3.25 / 108
During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief very disappointed says, “I told you to cover all Exist.”
"I did” replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:Oct/11/2010

Ranking: 3.12 / 130
It's a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why are we down here digging in the hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up there?" Harry says, "I don't know, I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and asks Ralph, "Why are you up here in the shade drinking a cool drink and Jake and I are in the ditch digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says, "'cause I've got smarts". "What's that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his hand in front of the tree and says, "Hit my hand as hard as you can". Harry swings his fist at Ralph’s hand, Ralph moves his hand and Harry hits the tree, hurting his hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull my hand away, that’s called having smarts". Harry goes back in the ditch and Jake asks, "What did he say?" Ralph says, "Its cause he has smarts." "What's that? Asks Jake. Harry puts his hand in front of his face and says. "Hit my hand!"
Thanks to: Joe Roberts - Allentown - Pennsylvania - USA.
rec.:Apr/23/2011    pub.:May/6/2011    sent:Jun/9/2013

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