Ranking: 3.13 / 132
It's a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why are we down here digging in the hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up there?" Harry says, "I don't know, I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and asks Ralph, "Why are you up here in the shade drinking a cool drink and Jake and I are in the ditch digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says, "'cause I've got smarts". "What's that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his hand in front of the tree and says, "Hit my hand as hard as you can". Harry swings his fist at Ralph’s hand, Ralph moves his hand and Harry hits the tree, hurting his hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull my hand away, that’s called having smarts". Harry goes back in the ditch and Jake asks, "What did he say?" Ralph says, "Its cause he has smarts." "What's that? Asks Jake. Harry puts his hand in front of his face and says. "Hit my hand!"
Thanks to: Joe Roberts - Allentown - Pennsylvania - USA.
rec.:Apr/23/2011 pub.:May/6/2011 sent:Jun/9/2013
Ranking: 3.25 / 110
During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief very disappointed says, “I told you to cover all Exist.”
"I did” replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2008 pub.:Jan/30/2008 sent:Oct/11/2010
Ranking: 2.94 / 176
One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.”
“Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003 pub.:Jan/22/2003 sent:May/25/2015
Ranking: 2.85 / 192
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999 pub.:Mar/19/1999 sent:May/28/2015