Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 3.24 / 109
During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief very disappointed says, “I told you to cover all Exist.”
"I did” replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"
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Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2008    pub.:Jan/30/2008    sent:Oct/11/2010


Ranking: 2.93 / 165
One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.”
“That’s nice.”
“Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003    sent:Aug/3/2013


Ranking: 3.11 / 123
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
#18845    
Thanks to: anna - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Mar/3/2009


Ranking: 2.82 / 201
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Thanks to: Sarah Cromer - Howell - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Jan/12/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002    sent:Mar/7/2015


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