Ranking: 3.25 / 110
During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief very disappointed says, “I told you to cover all Exist.”
"I did” replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2008 pub.:Jan/30/2008 sent:Oct/11/2010
Ranking: 2.94 / 176
One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.”
“Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003 pub.:Jan/22/2003 sent:May/25/2015
Ranking: 2.85 / 192
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999 pub.:Mar/19/1999 sent:May/28/2015
Ranking: 3.11 / 123
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
Thanks to: anna - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2008 pub.:Mar/12/2008 sent:Mar/3/2009