Ranking: 3.10 / 112
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.
The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.
They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"
Thanks to: Glenn - USA.
rec.:May/17/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Jul/1/2005
Ranking: 3.12 / 108
Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009 pub.:Nov/6/2009 sent:Feb/20/2012
Ranking: 3.06 / 114
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
Thanks to: anna - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2008 pub.:Mar/12/2008 sent:Mar/3/2009
Ranking: 2.82 / 167
An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
The Antartican says, "Duh, big red truck!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Mar/19/1999 pub.:Mar/19/1999 sent:Dec/1/2010