Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 3.27 / 103
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
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Thanks to: joe bledsoe - liberia - guanacaste - Costa Rica
rec.:Sep/14/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/3/2014


Ranking: 2.94 / 164
One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.”
“That’s nice.”
“Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003    sent:Aug/3/2013


Ranking: 3.12 / 121
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
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Thanks to: anna - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Mar/3/2009


Ranking: 3.14 / 114
Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009    pub.:Nov/6/2009    sent:Feb/20/2012


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