Category: Animal Jokes

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Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.
Two more piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.
One piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit. "Hey, buddy! Do you want know where the bathroom is?" asks the bartender.
"No thanks," the piggy slurs, "I always go WEEWEEWEE all the way home!"
Thanks to: Rick Kennedy - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Feb/27/1999    pub.:Feb/27/1999    sent:Feb/27/1999

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Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied,
How about some Baskin Robbins?'
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/25/2001    pub.:Jan/25/2001    sent:Jan/25/2001

Ranking: 2.74 / 57
Kerry the tomcat was scampering all over the neighborhood – down alleys, up fire escapes, into cellars. A disturbed neighbor knocked on the owner’s door and said,
“Your cat is rushing about like mad.” “I know,” the man conceded. “Kerry’s just been neutered, and he’s running around canceling engagements.”
- Larry Wilde –
Library of Laughter
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/10/2006    pub.:Apr/10/2006    sent:Aug/18/2006

Ranking: 2.75 / 55
Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this? He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Jul/6/2004

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