Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.13 / 31
Two fish in a tank one says to the other
"How do you drive this thing"
Thanks to: John Lynch - Westcliff on sea - Essex - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/5/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Sep/27/2013
Ranking: 2.79 / 47
Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Nov/10/2004