Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.73 / 56
One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food. The owner looked at him funny, and said, This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food." The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!" So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?" "No, said the storeowner. Then, the duck said, Do you have any duck food?"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/1/2001    pub.:Jul/1/2001    sent:Apr/29/2004

Ranking: 2.51 / 79
There were two cows standing in the field, one cow says to the other: "boy that mad cow disease has got me worried" the other cow says I'm not worried, I'm a penguin"
Thanks to: Lee Dyball - Julia Creek - Queensland - Australia
rec.:Sep/10/2001    pub.:Sep/23/2001

Ranking: 2.71 / 56
“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Nov/8/2008

Ranking: 2.95 / 40
A man graduated from veterinary school then took a course in taxidermy. He now has a sign in his Doctor's office that reads, "Veterinarian/Taxidermist - Either way - you get your pet back".
Thanks to: clyde messenger - baton rouge - la - USA.
rec.:Jun/26/2006    pub.:Jun/26/2006    sent:Jul/4/2006

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