Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 3.13 / 31
Two fish in a tank one says to the other
"How do you drive this thing"
#23418    
Thanks to: John Lynch - Westcliff on sea - Essex - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/5/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Sep/27/2013


Ranking: 2.79 / 47
Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
#12161    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Nov/10/2004


Ranking: 2.36 / 94
One day a chicken goes to a library and asked: “ book, book, book”.
The librarian gave the chicken 3 books and the chicken went on its way...
The next day the same chicken came into the library and said “book, book, book”
So the librarian gave the chicken 3 books again... but this time she became suspicious of where the chicken was taking the books... so the librarian decided follow the chicken.
After a while the chicken came to a swamp and stopped besides a frog ... the chicken gave the three books to the frog, and the frog replied: Read it! Read it! Read it!
#5387    
Thanks to: Curtis - Canada
rec.:Jul/18/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002


Ranking: 2.67 / 55
“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”
#19577    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Nov/8/2008


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