Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.79 / 47
Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Nov/10/2004

Ranking: 2.36 / 94
One day a chicken goes to a library and asked: “ book, book, book”.
The librarian gave the chicken 3 books and the chicken went on its way...
The next day the same chicken came into the library and said “book, book, book”
So the librarian gave the chicken 3 books again... but this time she became suspicious of where the chicken was taking the books... so the librarian decided follow the chicken.
After a while the chicken came to a swamp and stopped besides a frog ... the chicken gave the three books to the frog, and the frog replied: Read it! Read it! Read it!
Thanks to: Curtis - Canada
rec.:Jul/18/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002

Ranking: 3.38 / 24
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013

Ranking: 2.67 / 55
“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Nov/8/2008

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