Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.73 / 56
One day a duck went into a hardware store and asked the owner for some duck food. The owner looked at him funny, and said, This is a hardware store and we don’t carry duck food." The next day the duck came back to the hardware store an again asked the owner for some duck food. The owner, disturbed that the duck came back, said, I told you yesterday. This is a hardware store; we do not have any duck food! If you come back and ask for duck food again I will cement your feet in the ground!" So the next say the duck came back again and said, Do you have any cement?" "No, said the storeowner. Then, the duck said, Do you have any duck food?"
#1074    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/1/2001    pub.:Jul/1/2001    sent:Apr/29/2004


Ranking: 2.83 / 48
Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Nov/10/2004


Ranking: 2.71 / 56
“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”
#19577    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Nov/8/2008


Ranking: 2.57 / 69
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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Thanks to: Priya - TN - USA.
rec.:Jan/24/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


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