Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.70 / 47
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
“There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”
To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray ….”
#7517    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 2.52 / 61
Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.
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Thanks to: Sharon - Kelowna - Canada
rec.:Nov/20/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Apr/14/2004


Ranking: 2.46 / 67
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn’t work!
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Thanks to: Guy Loften - Torrance - california - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/10/2003


Ranking: 2.76 / 42
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up." 
#708    
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Jul/5/2000    pub.:Jul/5/2000    sent:Jul/5/2000


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