Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.70 / 47
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
“There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”
To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray ….”
#7517    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 2.52 / 62
Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
#7759    
Thanks to: Tree - Hazelwood - MO - USA.
rec.:Feb/7/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


Ranking: 2.52 / 61
Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.
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Thanks to: Sharon - Kelowna - Canada
rec.:Nov/20/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Apr/14/2004


Ranking: 2.46 / 67
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn’t work!
#10548    
Thanks to: Guy Loften - Torrance - california - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/10/2003


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