Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.52 / 62
Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Thanks to: Tree - Hazelwood - MO - USA.
Ranking: 2.52 / 61
Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?
A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.
Thanks to: Sharon - Kelowna - Canada
rec.:Nov/20/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Apr/14/2004
Ranking: 2.46 / 67
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn’t work!
Thanks to: Guy Loften - Torrance - california - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Sep/10/2003