1.) What kind of animal hates to do it's laundry the most?
A Leopard because he has so many spots.
Tina Parsons - USA.
rec.:Jul/8/1997 pub.:Jul/8/1997 sent:Aug/12/2001
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Canadian geese are known to fly in a "V" shaped as they migrate across the county. The lead goose in the "V" cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind him. As that lead goose becomes tired, he will drop off and join one of the sides and a new lead goose will take over. This is done several times as they are flying long distances. So if you look up in the sky and see a "V" shape of geese and one side is longer than the other, do you know what that means?
A:(There are more geese on that side)
Marcuss Olson - Logan - Utah - USA.
rec.:Feb/13/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Jul/1/2013
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A man goes into a pet shop, wanting to buy a bird. He sees a beautiful bird, the loveliest he's ever seen, and asks how much it is. The shop owner replies 'that bird is $1000'. 'What?!?' cries the man, '$1000 for a bird? What does it do?’ 'Well, I'm glad you asked.' says the shop owner, 'you see, that bird can sing every female role in the ring cycle from memory.' The man thinks, ok but I can't afford the bird. He sees a shorter, but still beautiful, bird and asks how much that one is. 'That bird is $2000' replies the shop owner, and the man asks what this bird can do. 'Well, he can play any Paganini concerto you request on the violin from memory' the man thinks wow, but I really can't afford that bird. He then sees an ancient, hunched, half-dead, ugly, bald bird croaking in the corner of the cage, and, thinking that this bird couldn't cost very much, enquires. 'Oh, that bird is $20000' he is told by the owner. Flabbergasted, the man asks what this bird does. 'Oh, we haven't found out yet' the owner replies, 'but the other two call him 'Maestro''
madame opera - France
rec.:Jul/22/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jul/25/2013
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Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
Gloria - New Hampshire - USA.
rec.:May/13/1998 pub.:May/13/1998 sent:May/13/1998