Category: Animal Jokes



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Ranking: 2.44 / 57
Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?”
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”
#10327    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/14/2003


Ranking: 2.75 / 36
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/1999    pub.:Aug/2/1999    sent:Aug/2/1999


Ranking: 2.40 / 60
Q: What do you get if you put a 20 ducks in a box?
A: A box of Quakers
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Thanks to: Bob Hoffman - Sachse - Texas - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Feb/23/2004


Ranking: 2.22 / 81
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,
"Water".
#3611    
Thanks to: Analiese - El paso - Texas - USA.
rec.:Mar/9/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002


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