Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 2.78 / 37
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
#403    
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/1999    pub.:Aug/2/1999    sent:Aug/2/1999


Ranking: 2.34 / 70
Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.”


Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!
#12877    
Thanks to: Thomas Mercer - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Feb/18/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Mar/20/2004


Ranking: 2.26 / 82
Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!”
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!”
#12228    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/11/2003    pub.:Dec/11/2003    sent:Jul/16/2004


Ranking: 2.26 / 82
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,
"Water".
#3611    
Thanks to: Analiese - El paso - Texas - USA.
rec.:Mar/9/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002


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