Category: Animal Jokes

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Ranking: 3.00 / 29
A motorcycle cop sees a guy in a station wagon loaded with penguins. The cop, sensing something suspicious, immediately pulls the station wagon over. "You can't drive around with all those penguins," he tells the man. "You need to take them to the zoo." "Good idea," replies the driver. The cop then lets him drive away. The next day, the same cop notices the same station wagon drive by. This time, he notices that all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo, sir!" he tells the driver emphatically. "But I did, officer. And they liked it so much that today we're going to the beach."
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/15/1998    pub.:Jul/15/1998    sent:Jul/15/1998

Ranking: 2.60 / 48
There are two cows out in a field in Britain. One cow turns to the other and asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease?" The other cow responds, "Nope." The first cow exclaims, "How can you say that? Cows all over England are getting it. I'm scared stiff!" The other cow just looks at him and says, "Mad Cow disease, why should I be worried? I'm a helicopter."
Thanks to: Andres
rec.:Jun/16/1998    pub.:Jun/16/1998    sent:Jun/16/1998

Ranking: 2.78 / 37
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/1999    pub.:Aug/2/1999    sent:Aug/2/1999

Ranking: 2.34 / 70
Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.”

Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!
Thanks to: Thomas Mercer - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Feb/18/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Mar/20/2004

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