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Favorite this joke The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed.
Uncle Walter jokingly said, "Are you the Joshua that made the sun stand still?"
The man seriously replied, "No, sir, Your Honor. I'm the Joshua that made the moonshine."
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I don't recognize this court!"
"Any why not?" asked the Judge, sternly.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."
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