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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what!
We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:May/18/2009


Ranking: 3.22 / 135
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
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Thanks to: James Cusik
rec.:Jun/8/1998    pub.:Jun/8/1998    sent:Jun/8/2011


Ranking: 3.20 / 137
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Aug/9/1999    pub.:Aug/9/1999    sent:Nov/13/2010


Ranking: 3.43 / 97
At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner?
The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!”
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Thanks to: kaustubh - Bahrain - Bahrain - Bahrain
rec.:Mar/2/2007    pub.:Mar/26/2007    sent:Apr/7/2011


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