Ranking: 3.64 / 77
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/1999 pub.:Aug/8/1999 sent:Aug/8/1999
Ranking: 3.19 / 140
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what!
We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002 pub.:Apr/6/2002 sent:May/18/2009
Ranking: 3.20 / 136
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Aug/9/1999 pub.:Aug/9/1999 sent:Nov/13/2010
Ranking: 3.44 / 96
At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner?
The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!”
Thanks to: kaustubh - Bahrain - Bahrain - Bahrain
rec.:Mar/2/2007 pub.:Mar/26/2007 sent:Apr/7/2011