Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.13 / 149
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:Jun/8/2002

Ranking: 3.31 / 113
At a wedding, there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped, put his hands up in the air like claws, and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar, Step Step Roar. When he finally got to the altar the guests were in tears laughing. When asked why he was doing this he said, “I was the ring bear!"
Thanks to: BDM - USA.
rec.:Feb/3/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:May/28/2004

Ranking: 2.99 / 181
A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered.
Salesman: May I speak to your mother?
Child: She is not here.
Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?
Child: My sister
Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?
Child: I guess so.
There was a long silence on the other phone. Then;
Child: Hello?
Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to call your sister.
Child: I did. The trouble is: I can’t get her out of the playpen.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2002    sent:Oct/13/2011

Ranking: 3.03 / 160
A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more? “She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2008    pub.:Aug/18/2008    sent:Oct/15/2010

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