Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.15 / 150
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:Jun/8/2002


Ranking: 3.20 / 138
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Aug/9/1999    pub.:Aug/9/1999    sent:Nov/13/2010


Ranking: 3.32 / 114
At a wedding, there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped, put his hands up in the air like claws, and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar, Step Step Roar. When he finally got to the altar the guests were in tears laughing. When asked why he was doing this he said, “I was the ring bear!"
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Thanks to: BDM - USA.
rec.:Feb/3/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:May/28/2004


Ranking: 3.35 / 109
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
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Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Aug/21/2014


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