Category: Kid Jokes



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Ranking: 3.43 / 97
At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner?
The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!”
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Thanks to: kaustubh - Bahrain - Bahrain - Bahrain
rec.:Mar/2/2007    pub.:Mar/26/2007    sent:Apr/7/2011


Ranking: 3.13 / 149
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:Jun/8/2002


Ranking: 3.31 / 113
At a wedding, there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped, put his hands up in the air like claws, and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar, Step Step Roar. When he finally got to the altar the guests were in tears laughing. When asked why he was doing this he said, “I was the ring bear!"
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Thanks to: BDM - USA.
rec.:Feb/3/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:May/28/2004


Ranking: 2.99 / 181
A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered.
Salesman: May I speak to your mother?
Child: She is not here.
Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?
Child: My sister
Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?
Child: I guess so.
There was a long silence on the other phone. Then;
Child: Hello?
Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to call your sister.
Child: I did. The trouble is: I can’t get her out of the playpen.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2002    sent:Oct/13/2011


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