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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered: "Thou shall not kill."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2003    pub.:Jan/8/2003    sent:Apr/15/2010


Ranking: 3.28 / 105
“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”
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Thanks to: Aaron Rak - Plano, - TX - USA.
rec.:Dec/12/2008    pub.:Jan/6/2009    sent:Feb/26/2013


Ranking: 3.05 / 149
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....
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Thanks to: Dr. Fayez Suidan - Beirut - Lebanon
rec.:Jan/17/2006    pub.:Jan/27/2006    sent:Jan/11/2011


Ranking: 2.93 / 182
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


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