Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.18 / 139
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
#410    
Thanks to: Kim Rosel - USA.
rec.:Aug/9/1999    pub.:Aug/9/1999    sent:Nov/13/2010


Ranking: 3.01 / 184
A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered.
Salesman: May I speak to your mother?
Child: She is not here.
Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?
Child: My sister
Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?
Child: I guess so.
There was a long silence on the other phone. Then;
Child: Hello?
Salesman: Itís you. I thought you were going to call your sister.
Child: I did. The trouble is: I canít get her out of the playpen.
#3990    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2002    sent:Oct/13/2011


Ranking: 3.22 / 128
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
#17796    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Apr/25/2015


Ranking: 3.46 / 89
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered: "Thou shall not kill."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2003    pub.:Jan/8/2003    sent:Apr/15/2010


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