Category: Kid Jokes



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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


Ranking: 3.42 / 86
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered: "Thou shall not kill."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2003    pub.:Jan/8/2003    sent:Apr/15/2010


Ranking: 3.06 / 141

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, “Why are you so late?”
“Oh,” said one boy, “we were helping an old man cross the street.”
“That’s a nice thing for scouts to do,” said the mother. She paused. “But it shouldn’t make you half an hour late.”
“Well, you see,” said another boy, “he didn’t want to go.”


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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002    sent:Dec/15/2013


Ranking: 3.26 / 103
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/28/1998    pub.:Jul/28/1998    sent:Apr/23/2014


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