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Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Sam: Well, at least you could try.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Mar/21/2011


Ranking: 3.33 / 93
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
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Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Jul/1/2009


Ranking: 3.22 / 109
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/4/1998    pub.:Jun/4/1998    sent:Nov/7/2013


Ranking: 3.58 / 67
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
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Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999    pub.:Jun/16/1999    sent:Jun/29/2008


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