Ranking: 3.64 / 70
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999 pub.:Jun/16/1999 sent:Jun/29/2008
Ranking: 3.04 / 161
A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more? “She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2008 pub.:Aug/18/2008 sent:Oct/15/2010
Ranking: 3.29 / 108
“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”
Thanks to: Aaron Rak - Plano, - TX - USA.
rec.:Dec/12/2008 pub.:Jan/6/2009 sent:Feb/26/2013
Ranking: 2.99 / 171
A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was every insistent. His response was, "Yes, Sir!" Since he was talking to his mother (and she is a woman), it was not expected of him to call her "Sir".
"You would say, 'yes sir,' to a man, I am a lady, and you would say 'Yes Ma'am,' to a lady," Mom said. To quiz him on is lesson; she then asked him, "What would you say to Daddy?"
"Yes Sir!" was the reply
"Then what would you say to Mama?"
"Yes, Ma'am!" he proudly answered.
"Good boy! Now what would you say to Grandma?"
He lit up and said, "Can I have a cookie?"
Thanks to: Little Fishy - Canada
rec.:Dec/8/2001 pub.:Dec/28/2001 sent:Nov/1/2014