Ranking: 3.33 / 93
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/8/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Jul/1/2009
Ranking: 3.58 / 67
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999 pub.:Jun/16/1999 sent:Jun/29/2008
Ranking: 3.16 / 117
In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007 pub.:Mar/15/2007 sent:Jun/4/2009
Ranking: 3.12 / 123
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001 pub.:Jul/28/2001 sent:Jul/9/2009