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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


Ranking: 3.60 / 68
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
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Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999    pub.:Jun/16/1999    sent:Jun/29/2008


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Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Sam: Well, at least you could try.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Mar/21/2011


Ranking: 3.06 / 141

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, “Why are you so late?”
“Oh,” said one boy, “we were helping an old man cross the street.”
“That’s a nice thing for scouts to do,” said the mother. She paused. “But it shouldn’t make you half an hour late.”
“Well, you see,” said another boy, “he didn’t want to go.”


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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002    sent:Dec/15/2013


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