Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.28 / 113
A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into her garage, and he wanted it back. The homeowner opened the garage and noticed two additions; a baseball and broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.
“How do you suppose this ball got in here?” she asked the child. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at the homeowner, the little boy exclaimed, “Wow lady! I must have thrown it right through that hole!”
#18880    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Aug/19/2014


Ranking: 3.64 / 70
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
#359    
Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999    pub.:Jun/16/1999    sent:Jun/29/2008


Ranking: 3.29 / 108
“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”
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Thanks to: Aaron Rak - Plano, - TX - USA.
rec.:Dec/12/2008    pub.:Jan/6/2009    sent:Jul/11/2015


Ranking: 2.95 / 184
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


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