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Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....
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Thanks to: Dr. Fayez Suidan - Beirut - Lebanon
rec.:Jan/17/2006    pub.:Jan/27/2006    sent:Jan/11/2011


Ranking: 2.93 / 182
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Feb/19/2014


Ranking: 3.60 / 68
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"
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Thanks to: Rafael "Philipe" Ortiz
rec.:Jun/16/1999    pub.:Jun/16/1999    sent:Jun/29/2008


Ranking: 3.10 / 134
Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Sam: Well, at least you could try.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Mar/21/2011


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