Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 2.91 / 190
Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?
“How do you mean, change her min?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Nov/2/2013

Ranking: 3.23 / 111
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/4/1998    pub.:Jun/4/1998    sent:Nov/7/2013

Ranking: 3.04 / 149
Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems
Thanks to: lovely - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jul/5/2015

Ranking: 3.73 / 59

For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
Mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002

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