Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.73 / 59

For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
Mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
#3316    
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002


Ranking: 3.23 / 109
Three young boys were boasting about their grandpas. The first boy said: "My grandpa is a great swimmer. He can swim for hours before getting out of the water!" The second boy said, "That's nothing. My grandpa always goes swimming at 6:00 in the morning every day, and only comes back at 9:00 pm because my mom says he has to!" The third boy says, "Your grandpas are both bad at swimming! My grandpa started swimming in this pond 20 years ago, and he hasn't come out since!!!"
#19706    
Thanks to: Jenny Zhang - Canada
rec.:Nov/30/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Apr/19/2013


Ranking: 3.51 / 75
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
#3880    
Thanks to: unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Dec/2/2014


Ranking: 3.13 / 125
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
#1101    
Thanks to: Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001    pub.:Jul/28/2001    sent:Jul/9/2009


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