Category: Kid Jokes



Add to Google
[203]  10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24  
Ranking: 3.49 / 74
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
#3880    
Thanks to: unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Dec/2/2014


Ranking: 3.70 / 57

For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
Mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
#3316    
Thanks to: Judith Wright - USA.
rec.:Feb/14/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002


Ranking: 3.19 / 108
Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
#20443    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Apr/14/2014


Ranking: 3.03 / 139
Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems
#14270    
Thanks to: lovely - USA.
rec.:Dec/3/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/7/2013


[203]  10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


97