A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"
unavalible - Warsaw - IN - USA.
rec.:Apr/1/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002 sent:Dec/2/2014
3.11 / 124
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
Manohar - Bilaspur - Chattisgarh - India
rec.:Jul/28/2001 pub.:Jul/28/2001 sent:Jul/9/2009
3.19 / 109
Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009 pub.:Sep/2/2009 sent:Apr/14/2014
2.84 / 192
Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better, off now, getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we'd do a little fixin’ up. We sent to Rosemont and Seasbuck for one of them there bathrooms you hear so much about and it took a plumber to put it in shape.
On one side of the room is a great big long thing, something like the hogs drink out of, only you get in it and wash all over. Over on the other side is a little white thing called a sink, this is for light washing, like face and hands, but over in the other corner we really got something.
There you put one foot in, wash it clean, pull a chain and get fresh water for the other foot. Two lids come with the darn thing and we ain't had any use for them in the bathroom, so I'm using one for a bread board and the other we framed grandmother's picture in.
They were awful nice people to deal with and they sent us a roll of writing paper with it.
Take care of yourself son.
rec.:Jun/10/2001 pub.:Jun/10/2001 sent:Sep/6/2013