Category: Kid Jokes

"Dad, Can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

A kindergarten teacher asked: “What is the shape of the earth?”
After a pause a little girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy…terrible!”

Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station

A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"