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Ranking: 3.18 / 50
Billy and John were given a toboggan for their birthday. After they had been out playing in the snow, Billy was in tears.
“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan half the time.” “And I did,” said Billy; “I had it going down, and he had it going up.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Apr/29/2010


Ranking: 3.06 / 53
A kindergarten teacher asked: “What is the shape of the earth?”
After a pause a little girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy…terrible!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/2009    pub.:Sep/2/2009    sent:Jan/4/2010


Ranking: 3.20 / 44
"Dad, Can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
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Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/27/1998    pub.:Jul/27/1998    sent:Jul/27/1998


Ranking: 3.20 / 44
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
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Thanks to: Lynda Richman - Oxnard - CA - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Aug/3/2004


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