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Ranking: 2.76 / 97
A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother’s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,
“Mom, I don’t understand. If they’re going to deliver the baby, why do you have to go to the hospital?”
#3961    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/6/2002    pub.:Apr/6/2002    sent:May/28/2008


Ranking: 3.24 / 46
"Dad, Can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
#107    
Thanks to: Soledad Alarcón - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:Jul/27/1998    pub.:Jul/27/1998    sent:Jul/27/1998


Ranking: 2.98 / 63
Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
#20833    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/10/2010


Ranking: 3.24 / 45
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
#13095    
Thanks to: Lynda Richman - Oxnard - CA - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Aug/3/2004


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