Ranking: 2.85 / 62
One day two little boys were arguing about religion. The one boy said Protestants are better than Catholics. The other boy said Catholics were better than Protestants. The one Protestant boy said, "Oh Yeah. I bet you don't even know the lord's middle name". The Catholic boy says, "The Lord doesn't have a middle name". "Oh yes he does" said the Protestant boy. The Catholic says, "Ok what is it"? The little Protestant boy says, "That's easy". Haven't you ever said the Lord's Prayer where it says, "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
Thanks to: Donna Wells - South San Francisco - CA - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2006 pub.:Oct/25/2006 sent:Jan/21/2007
Ranking: 2.85 / 62
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010 pub.:Jan/22/2010 sent:Feb/24/2010
Ranking: 3.17 / 41
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
Thanks to: Lynda Richman - Oxnard - CA - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:Aug/3/2004
Ranking: 2.67 / 82
A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals.
The mother asked, "How does the cow sound?"
The three year old said, "Moo!"
The mother asked, "How does a duck sound?"
The three year old answered,"Quack!"
The mother asked, "How does a frog sound?"
The three year old said, "Bud!!!"
Thanks to: Brenda Hawk - Greeneville - TN - USA.
rec.:Mar/13/1999 pub.:Mar/13/1999 sent:Aug/18/2008