Category: Kid Jokes



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Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/10/2010


Ranking: 2.89 / 63
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/24/2010


Ranking: 3.11 / 47
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "I
think it's Adam's suit!!!!!"
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Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/1999    pub.:Aug/21/1999    sent:Aug/21/1999


Ranking: 3.26 / 39
A Tourist was driving down a country road in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on.
He stopped and said, "What's the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?"
The boy says, "Nope! Just found one."
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Thanks to: I'm a Kentuckian
rec.:Dec/6/2000    pub.:Dec/6/2000    sent:Dec/6/2000


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