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Ranking: 3.11 / 47
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "I
think it's Adam's suit!!!!!"
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/1999    pub.:Aug/21/1999    sent:Aug/21/1999

Ranking: 2.86 / 65
A policeman parked his police van in from of the station, while gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking, and he saw a little boy staring in at him “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzle, the boy looked at him and towards the back of the van.
Finally he asked; “What did he do?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2009    pub.:Oct/8/2009    sent:Feb/2/2011

Ranking: 3.26 / 39
A Tourist was driving down a country road in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on.
He stopped and said, "What's the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?"
The boy says, "Nope! Just found one."
Thanks to: I'm a Kentuckian
rec.:Dec/6/2000    pub.:Dec/6/2000    sent:Dec/6/2000

Ranking: 3.16 / 43
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”
Thanks to: Lynda Richman - Oxnard - CA - USA.
rec.:Mar/24/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Aug/3/2004

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