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A Tourist was driving down a country road in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on.
He stopped and said, "What's the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?"
The boy says, "Nope! Just found one."
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Thanks to: I'm a Kentuckian
rec.:Dec/6/2000    pub.:Dec/6/2000    sent:Dec/6/2000


Ranking: 2.90 / 68
Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station

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Thanks to: Leeler - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Feb/22/2006


Ranking: 2.92 / 64
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/24/2010


Ranking: 2.95 / 59
A mom concerned about her kindergarten son's safety walking to school but not wanting to embarrass him, asked a neighbor if she would follow him but not too close for him to notice. The neighbor Mrs. Goodnest said no problem since she needed to take her toddler Marcy for a walk. The next day Mrs. Goodnest and her girl Marcy followed the boys. After a week of being followed a friend asked Timmy if he noticed the lady following them. Timmy said yes. His friend asked if he knew her. Timmy said yes, she is Shirley Goodnest and her daughter Marcy. His friend asked why was she following them. Timmy answered; well every night my mom makes me say the 23rd psalm with my prayers. In the psalm it says, “Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life" so I'll just have to get use to it.
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Thanks to: Sharon Bewick - Richmond - Mi - USA.
rec.:Nov/16/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Aug/6/2007


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