Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 2.94 / 65
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2010    pub.:Jan/22/2010    sent:Feb/24/2010

Ranking: 3.29 / 41
A Tourist was driving down a country road in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on.
He stopped and said, "What's the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?"
The boy says, "Nope! Just found one."
Thanks to: I'm a Kentuckian
rec.:Dec/6/2000    pub.:Dec/6/2000    sent:Dec/6/2000

Ranking: 2.90 / 68
Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station

Thanks to: Leeler - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Feb/22/2006

Ranking: 2.50 / 127
One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says, "Is there something that I can help you with?" He looks down at his feet,and says "well, I would like some shoes."
She grabs his hand and takes him in to the shoe store. She asks for a dozen pair of socks and a pair of shoes. They sit down; get the socks and shoes on. As the woman is getting up to leave, the boy says thank you, and she tells him that if he ever needs anything else, to not to be afraid to ask. So he asks, "Are you Gods wife?"
Thanks to: matt pool - mead - washington - USA.
rec.:Nov/11/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001

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