Ranking: 3.21 / 38
Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.”
“But, Mom,” sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.”
‘Well,” said Mom, “that was brave. Who was the little boy?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.76 / 68
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."
Thanks to: Dian Christine - Jakarta - DKI Jakarta - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003 pub.:Dec/10/2003 sent:Jun/24/2004
Ranking: 2.43 / 122
One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says, "Is there something that I can help you with?" He looks down at his feet,and says "well, I would like some shoes."
She grabs his hand and takes him in to the shoe store. She asks for a dozen pair of socks and a pair of shoes. They sit down; get the socks and shoes on. As the woman is getting up to leave, the boy says thank you, and she tells him that if he ever needs anything else, to not to be afraid to ask. So he asks, "Are you Gods wife?"
Thanks to: matt pool - mead - washington - USA.
Ranking: 2.70 / 74
A first grade teacher was looking at her students as they were trying out their desk computers. One boy was staring at the screen, looking dumbstruck and confused. The teacher came and read what was on the screen and in her most reassuring voice said, “The computer wants to know what your name is."
The boy then leaned over and whispered, “My name is David."
Thanks to: Cordy - Japan
rec.:Jul/30/2008 pub.:Jul/31/2008 sent:Jan/27/2010