kid jokes

Frustrated, the teen storms into his sister's bedroom. "Why are adults are always asking us what we want to be when we grow up?"

Without hesitation the sister replies, "It's because they’re looking for ideas.”

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born.

She told him she was born in 1935.

"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!"

How do you know when a kid watches too much TV?

When you ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and they answer, "AFLAC!"

I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, “Grandma!"

I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her, “Grandma, where were you? You can't just leave me. What if someone kidnapped me?!”

Grandma replied, “I'm sure they'd bring you back pretty soon.”