Category: Kid Jokes

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Ranking: 3.19 / 42
The three friends were walking home from school. “What shall we do this afternoon?” said one. “I know,” said the second, let’s spin a coin. If it comes down heads let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails let’s go swimming.” “And if it comes down on its edge,” said the third, “let’s stay in and do our homework!”

#6603    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


Ranking: 2.79 / 70
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."
#11608    
Thanks to: Dian Christine - Jakarta - DKI Jakarta - Indonesia
rec.:Nov/4/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jun/24/2004


Ranking: 3.27 / 37
When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.
“It’s great,” he said. “I have my own room Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.”
#15621    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2005    pub.:Aug/4/2005    sent:Sep/9/2005


Ranking: 2.72 / 76
A first grade teacher was looking at her students as they were trying out their desk computers. One boy was staring at the screen, looking dumbstruck and confused. The teacher came and read what was on the screen and in her most reassuring voice said, “The computer wants to know what your name is."

The boy then leaned over and whispered, “My name is David."
#19311    
Thanks to: Cordy - Japan
rec.:Jul/30/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Jan/27/2010


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