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Ranking: 2.71 / 68

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They're still arguing about it.

#18871

Thanks to: Travis - Seabrook - Texas - USA.
rec.:Feb/25/2008 pub.:Mar/12/2008 sent:Mar/19/2008

Ranking: 2.58 / 83

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you've got to get them in there first.

#19675

Thanks to: John - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/21/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Feb/7/2009

Ranking: 2.64 / 74

Q: How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong.

#369

Thanks to: Enisoc - Plano - Texas - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/1999 pub.:Jun/28/1999 sent:Jun/28/1999

Ranking: 2.30 / 82

Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light

#12812

Thanks to: Rafael Silva - Paterson - N.J - USA.
rec.:Feb/11/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Apr/2/2004

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