Category: Lightbulbs Jokes



Add to Google
[13]  1 2 3 4  
Ranking: 2.41 / 66
Q: How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!
#12880    
Thanks to: jake - Zimbabwe
rec.:Feb/19/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Apr/4/2004


Ranking: 2.27 / 85
Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light
#12812    
Thanks to: Rafael Silva - Paterson - N.J - USA.
rec.:Feb/11/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:Apr/2/2004


Ranking: 2.32 / 73
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two — One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a whole lot of light bulbs!
#95    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/12/1998    pub.:Jul/12/1998    sent:Jul/12/1998


Ranking: 2.50 / 46
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They tell software to code around it.
#264    
Thanks to: Arsen Vladimirsky - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/1999    pub.:Feb/26/1999    sent:Feb/26/1999


[13]  1 2 3 4  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


68