Ranking: 3.23 / 231
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and
staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque, too, he
said quietly, "Good morning son."
"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, not taking his eyes off
the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.
"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly,
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"
Thanks to: Vivienne - Onitsha - Anambra - Nigeria
rec.:May/21/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Nov/3/2012
Ranking: 2.81 / 484
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'"
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said!"
Thanks to: Debbie Rosen
rec.:Nov/26/1999 pub.:Nov/26/1999 sent:Jun/14/2012
Ranking: 3.45 / 143
One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.
Thanks to: Rey Reyes - San Antonio - Texas - USA.
rec.:Jun/16/2010 pub.:Jul/1/2010 sent:Dec/14/2011
Ranking: 3.33 / 148
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
‘Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Thanks to: Roy - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/20/2008 pub.:Oct/29/2008 sent:Mar/26/2009