Category: Little Johnny Jokes



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Ranking: 2.93 / 94
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you laugh?” “I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/10/2009    pub.:Sep/10/2009    sent:May/17/2010


Ranking: 2.99 / 77
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 5, 2, 28 and 40?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and Cartoon Network!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/18/2007    pub.:Oct/18/2007    sent:May/5/2012


Ranking: 3.77 / 26
Little Johnny and a friend were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. “What’s it for?’ his friend asked. “I don’t know,” little Johnny replied. “I think you stand on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my Mom and Dad.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/1/2013    pub.:Aug/1/2013    sent:Feb/6/2014


Ranking: 3.12 / 26
Little Johnny is in art class. The art teacher asks, “what are you drawing?" Johnny answers, “a cow eating grass," "where's the grass?" "The cow ate it!" "Oh... what about the cow?" "She ran away!"
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Thanks to: bob bob - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jun/29/2013


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