little johnny jokes
Favorite this joke Grandma: "Remember, Johnny, we should never put off til tomorrow what we can do today."
Little Johnny: "Okay, Grandma, that makes good sense, we'd better eat the rest of the cake then."
Teacher: "Little Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Little Johnny: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Little Johnny: "I don't think I know either, Sir."
Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"
Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"
Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"
Little Johnny's mother was baking cookies one day. As she began to put a new batch in the oven, she suddenly noticed Johnny staring at the already baked cookies lying on the table.
"Johnny," she said. "Are you trying to take a cookie?"
"No," Johnny replied. "I'm trying not to."
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