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Ranking: 2.36 / 45
A man tells his friend, Las Vegas is loaded with all kinds of gambling devices.
“Dice tables, slot machines, and wedding chapels.”
#16825    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Jun/24/2006


Ranking: 2.25 / 52
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." 

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns. 

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. 

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
#706    
Thanks to: Elliot Sober
rec.:Jun/30/2000    pub.:Jun/30/2000    sent:Jun/30/2000


Ranking: 2.25 / 44
Jim happened to bump into is friend Greg at the tennis club. “So, Jim said, “How’s it working out with that shrink I recommended.” “Great,” Greg said. “I mean, when I started, I was the most arrogant, self-impressed egomaniac on God’s green earth.” Now, he shrugged, “you couldn’t ask to meet a more terrific guy than me.”
#21389    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010    pub.:Sep/1/2010    sent:Feb/26/2011


Ranking: 2.01 / 67
Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
#313    
Thanks to: Mohan - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/1999    pub.:Apr/28/1999    sent:Apr/28/1999


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