Category: Male Jokes

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Ranking: 3.34 / 660
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/1998    pub.:Sep/17/1998    sent:Jun/12/2014

Ranking: 3.58 / 372
When Ted was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave he noticed a man, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away. The man was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" Over and over again.
Ted was overcome with emotion at this sight and went over to the poor man to try and console him. "Why did you die? Why did you die?" bellowed the man again and again. Ted gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there. Is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled the man, "It's my wife's first husband."
Thanks to: Luis Escobar - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/6/2000    pub.:May/6/2000    sent:Sep/4/2012

Ranking: 3.88 / 216
A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/20/2010    pub.:Sep/20/2010    sent:Sep/29/2014

Ranking: 3.27 / 552
Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I could do after 20 years of marriage..."
Thanks to: Fritz - Philadelphia - PA - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/1999    pub.:Apr/24/1999    sent:Feb/21/2014

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