Category: Male Jokes



Add to Google
[47]  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12  
Ranking: 3.31 / 98
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
#12286    
Thanks to: Cristy - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Aug/6/2011


Ranking: 2.92 / 180
One man said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
#491    
Thanks to: Alicia Mohler
rec.:Nov/5/1999    pub.:Nov/5/1999    sent:Dec/14/2013


Ranking: 3.01 / 148
This guy pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog had fresh air. The dog was stretched out in the back seat, and the guy wanted to impress upon he that he must remain there. The guy walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!” The driver of a nearby car gave the guy a startled look “I don’t know about you, man,” he said incredulously. “But I usually just put my car in park.”
#18242    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007    pub.:Jul/27/2007    sent:Feb/23/2013


Ranking: 2.88 / 179
Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. “I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”
#18237    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007    pub.:Jul/27/2007    sent:Nov/17/2013


[47]  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


58