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Ranking: 3.12 / 134
One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”
“Did you see a lawyer?”
“No, I got married.”

#12630    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:May/6/2013


Ranking: 3.31 / 98
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
#12286    
Thanks to: Cristy - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Aug/6/2011


Ranking: 2.92 / 180
One man said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
#491    
Thanks to: Alicia Mohler
rec.:Nov/5/1999    pub.:Nov/5/1999    sent:Dec/14/2013


Ranking: 2.99 / 149
This guy pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog had fresh air. The dog was stretched out in the back seat, and the guy wanted to impress upon he that he must remain there. The guy walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!” The driver of a nearby car gave the guy a startled look “I don’t know about you, man,” he said incredulously. “But I usually just put my car in park.”
#18242    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/27/2007    pub.:Jul/27/2007    sent:Feb/23/2013


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