Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.15 / 130
A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"
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Thanks to: Sarita Siddmashetty - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:May/29/2009


Ranking: 3.40 / 91
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002    sent:Apr/2/2011


Ranking: 3.38 / 93
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to the instructor. “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Jack leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Its Pillsbury isn’t it?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2009    pub.:Aug/12/2009    sent:Dec/6/2011


Ranking: 3.11 / 133
A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.” I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20". Still to much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".
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Thanks to: Joshua - Preston - England - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/17/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001    sent:Mar/11/2013


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