Ranking: 3.29 / 109
A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
Thanks to: Jesus - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/1999 pub.:Jun/4/1999 sent:Sep/2/2008
Ranking: 3.25 / 115
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
Thanks to: David Figuero
rec.:Nov/16/2000 pub.:Nov/16/2000 sent:Aug/10/2015
Ranking: 3.47 / 85
A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."
Thanks to: Megs - Bermuda
rec.:Dec/27/2004 pub.:Dec/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2005
Ranking: 3.40 / 93
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002 pub.:Apr/3/2002 sent:Apr/2/2011