Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.29 / 109
A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
Thanks to: Jesus - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/1999    pub.:Jun/4/1999    sent:Sep/2/2008

Ranking: 3.25 / 115
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
Thanks to: David Figuero
rec.:Nov/16/2000    pub.:Nov/16/2000    sent:Aug/10/2015

Ranking: 3.47 / 85
A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."
Thanks to: Megs - Bermuda
rec.:Dec/27/2004    pub.:Dec/27/2004    sent:Feb/4/2005

Ranking: 3.40 / 93
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002    sent:Apr/2/2011

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