Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.17 / 131
A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"
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Thanks to: Sarita Siddmashetty - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:May/29/2009


Ranking: 3.30 / 108
A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."
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Thanks to: Jesus - USA.
rec.:Jun/4/1999    pub.:Jun/4/1999    sent:Sep/2/2008


Ranking: 3.41 / 92
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/3/2002    pub.:Apr/3/2002    sent:Apr/2/2011


Ranking: 3.47 / 85
A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."
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Thanks to: Megs - Bermuda
rec.:Dec/27/2004    pub.:Dec/27/2004    sent:Feb/4/2005


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