Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.40 / 87
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when
Esther says, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she
would like something electric."

Harry replies, "How about a chair?"

#15544    
Thanks to: Uwens Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Jul/23/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Jan/23/2006


Ranking: 3.43 / 83
A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."
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Thanks to: Megs - Bermuda
rec.:Dec/27/2004    pub.:Dec/27/2004    sent:Feb/4/2005


Ranking: 3.24 / 105
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
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Thanks to: David Figuero
rec.:Nov/16/2000    pub.:Nov/16/2000    sent:Jun/19/2013


Ranking: 3.27 / 98
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002


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