Ranking: 3.43 / 83
A newly wed couple had just had an argument coming home from the reception. Driving along in silence they pass a farm with all kinds of animals on it. Breaking the silence, the husband asks: "Relatives?" and without missing a beat the wife replies: "Yes, in-laws."
Thanks to: Megs - Bermuda
rec.:Dec/27/2004 pub.:Dec/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2005
Ranking: 3.24 / 105
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
Thanks to: David Figuero
rec.:Nov/16/2000 pub.:Nov/16/2000 sent:Jun/19/2013
Ranking: 3.27 / 98
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 3.22 / 104
The wife saw her husband frustrated reading the Marriage Certificate from top to bottom, flip it over, and then read it again...
She asked:" Honey, what are you looking for?"
He answered:" Nothing dear, I’m just looking for the expiration date for this paper..."
Thanks to: belal almomani - Jordan
rec.:Aug/29/2008 pub.:Sep/23/2008 sent:Dec/16/2008