A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"
Sarita Siddmashetty - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2003 pub.:Sep/3/2003 sent:Jun/8/2015
3.22 / 119
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds! Her husband not to appear uninterested said; I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006 pub.:Feb/22/2006 sent:Jul/10/2009
3.11 / 134
A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.” I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20". Still to much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".
Joshua - Preston - England - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/17/2001 pub.:Dec/9/2001 sent:Mar/11/2013
3.37 / 91
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion." What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week! "The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every Tuesday and Thursday."
rec.:Feb/7/1999 pub.:Feb/7/1999 sent:May/11/2008