Ranking: 2.98 / 62
The humble little accountant had his suspicion. One day he left the office early and, sure enough, at home he found a strange hat and umbrella in the hallway and sitting in the living room in the arms of another man was his wife. Wild for revenge, the husband picked up the man’s umbrella and snapped it in two across his knee.
“There!” he said. “Now I hope it rains!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008 pub.:Jul/31/2008 sent:Jun/11/2010
Ranking: 2.95 / 62
After 20-years of marriage the wife starts complaining to her husband that he does not love her anymore and she begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you? Well he told me to carry my cross and that is you!!
Thanks to: Frank Farrugia - Malta
rec.:Jun/7/2009 pub.:Jun/25/2009 sent:May/1/2010
Ranking: 2.91 / 64
You have heard it said that it is the thought that counts. Well, when your wife is involved it is NOT the thought that counts, it is HER thought that counts.
Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - IN - USA.
rec.:Jun/15/2010 pub.:Jul/1/2010 sent:Jul/11/2010
Ranking: 3.13 / 47
One night a husband and his wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Dear there’s a burglar eating the cake downstairs!” said the wife.
"So should I call the police or the ambulance?” Said the husband
Thanks to: Bahadar - Lahore - Punjab - Pakistan