Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.00 / 75
A married woman has a lover. It’s no secret, her husband and all there friends know about it. One day, the woman suddenly dies. At the funeral, to the embarrassment of all, the boyfriend is there and is crying hysterically. Finally, the husband can't take anymore of it. He approaches the man, puts his arms around him and says "Please don't carry on like this. I'll marry again.
Thanks to: Mel Tillman - New York - NY - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Apr/5/2008

Ranking: 3.53 / 38
“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Nov/22/2013

Ranking: 3.26 / 46
The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.
“What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents.” “That wasn’t to smart,” replied his wife.
“Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Sep/10/2005

Ranking: 2.95 / 65
The humble little accountant had his suspicion. One day he left the office early and, sure enough, at home he found a strange hat and umbrella in the hallway and sitting in the living room in the arms of another man was his wife. Wild for revenge, the husband picked up the man’s umbrella and snapped it in two across his knee.
“There!” he said. “Now I hope it rains!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/31/2008    pub.:Jul/31/2008    sent:Jun/11/2010

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