Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 3.00 / 75
A married woman has a lover. It’s no secret, her husband and all there friends know about it. One day, the woman suddenly dies. At the funeral, to the embarrassment of all, the boyfriend is there and is crying hysterically. Finally, the husband can't take anymore of it. He approaches the man, puts his arms around him and says "Please don't carry on like this. I'll marry again.
Thanks to: Mel Tillman - New York - NY - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Apr/5/2008

Ranking: 3.53 / 38
“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Nov/22/2013

Ranking: 3.26 / 46
The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.
“What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents.” “That wasn’t to smart,” replied his wife.
“Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005    pub.:Jun/28/2005    sent:Sep/10/2005

Ranking: 2.97 / 65
After 20-years of marriage the wife starts complaining to her husband that he does not love her anymore and she begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you? Well he told me to carry my cross and that is you!!
Thanks to: Frank Farrugia - Malta
rec.:Jun/7/2009    pub.:Jun/25/2009    sent:May/1/2010

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