Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 3.11 / 37
Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
#15875    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Dec/21/2005


Ranking: 2.76 / 58
Wife: I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?
Husband: Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.00
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Mar/5/2006


Ranking: 2.95 / 44
There are three rings in marriage:
1. The Engagement Ring
2. The Wedding Ring, and
3. The Suffer Ring
#5855    
Thanks to: Andrew Phillips - Mexico
rec.:Sep/1/2002    pub.:Dec/3/2002


Ranking: 3.18 / 33
A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Dec/3/2013


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