Category: Marriage Jokes
Ranking: 3.10 / 39
Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005 pub.:Oct/11/2005 sent:Dec/21/2005
Ranking: 2.93 / 45
Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. “The next day she bought him an electric guitar.”
Thanks to: Carlos Andrews - Algeria
rec.:Jun/5/2013 pub.:Jul/10/2013 sent:Jan/21/2015