On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living room in tears.
“What’s the matter, my angel?” asked her husband anxiously.
“Oh, Steven! She sobbed, “I put the ice cubes in hot water to wash them and now they’ve disappeared!”
#12624
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Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Mar/26/2004
Ranking:
2.64 / 55
Wife: I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?
Husband: Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.00
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Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006 pub.:Feb/16/2006 sent:Mar/5/2006
Ranking:
2.92 / 37
Husband: Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father!
#13291
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:Dec/20/2005
Ranking:
3.36 / 22
They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. “How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you’ve never even met?” he demanded.
“The same way you can jump up and scream when some guy you’ve never met scores a touchdown,” she replied.
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Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010 pub.:May/14/2010
