Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 2.53 / 97
Married life is boring. The first year of marriage, the husband does the talking and the wife listens. The second year, the wife talks and the husband listen. And, finally, starting the third year, they both talk and the neighbors do the listening.
#3542    
Thanks to: Iulicita - Bucharest - Romania
rec.:Mar/5/2002    pub.:Mar/10/2002


Ranking: 2.77 / 62
A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis.” “Bring her into the office, then” the doctor said, “and I’ll see what I can do to treat the condition.” “Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it.”
#18761    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008    pub.:Jan/22/2008    sent:Feb/23/2009


Ranking: 3.00 / 43
Husband: Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father!
#13291    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Dec/20/2005


Ranking: 2.76 / 59
Wife: I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?
Husband: Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.00
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Mar/5/2006


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