Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 2.67 / 48
A man had just presented his wife with the fox coat she had been coaxing and cajoling him to by her for weeks. Now he was perplexed to see her examining it with a sad look.
“What’s the matter, sweetheart? Don’t you like the coat?” he asked.
“I love it,” she answered. “It’s just that I was feeling sorry for the poor little creature who was skinned alive so that I could have the pleasure of wearing this coat.”
“Why, thank you,” said the husband.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002

Ranking: 3.15 / 26
Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. “The next day she bought him an electric guitar.”
Thanks to: Carlos Andrews - Algeria
rec.:Jun/5/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013

Ranking: 2.25 / 91
Did you hear about the man who divorced his wife for using four letter words??? Find Work!!!!!
Thanks to: Sabrina Smith - USA.
rec.:Dec/17/2008    pub.:Jan/8/2009    sent:Mar/16/2009

Ranking: 2.81 / 37
 A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.  
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..."
 "Fred," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"  
 "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."  
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried.  
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Montana."
Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:Jun/7/2000    pub.:Jun/7/2000    sent:Jun/7/2000

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