Category: Marriage Jokes

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Ranking: 2.80 / 35
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise eh?” said the clerk.
“You bet,” replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise.”
#15590    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2005    pub.:Jul/30/2005    sent:Aug/6/2005


Ranking: 2.87 / 31
Phil: Have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life?
Ralph: You bet. Hers and mine!
#356    
Thanks to: Walter Smith Ellis Wheeler - Burgaw - NC - USA.
rec.:Jun/13/1999    pub.:Jun/13/1999    sent:Jun/13/1999


Ranking: 2.75 / 36
A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbor asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
“My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don't want any sign of welcome" He replied.
#23353    
Thanks to: Tarlok Chugh - Calgary - Alberta - Canada
rec.:Feb/24/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/20/2014


Ranking: 2.82 / 33
One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage counselor "the only reason we are married because neither of us want custody of the children"
#2268    
Thanks to: Noel Black - Sri Lanka
rec.:Dec/3/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


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