Ranking: 2.84 / 31
A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbor asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
“My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don't want any sign of welcome" He replied.
Thanks to: Tarlok Chugh - Calgary - Alberta - Canada
rec.:Feb/24/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Jul/20/2014
Ranking: 2.81 / 32
One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage counselor "the only reason we are married because neither of us want custody of the children"
Thanks to: Noel Black - Sri Lanka
Ranking: 2.29 / 69
(This joke should be understood in the spirit that X'tian marriages in our part of the world are almost always arranged, divorces are rare & socially stigmatic. So spouses are tolerant)
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom.
He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself.
In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy.
In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.
Thanks to: ARTHUR VARGHESE - COCHIN, - KERALA - India
rec.:Jun/29/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:Aug/25/2003
Ranking: 2.74 / 34
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise eh?” said the clerk.
“You bet,” replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2005 pub.:Jul/30/2005 sent:Aug/6/2005