Category: Marriage Jokes



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Ranking: 2.80 / 35
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise eh?” said the clerk.
“You bet,” replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise.”
#15590    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2005    pub.:Jul/30/2005    sent:Aug/6/2005


Ranking: 2.69 / 39
A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it. When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says,
"Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me today?"
"Oh, I don't know. You got your hair done."
"Nope, try again."
"Oh, uh, you bought a new dress."
"Nope, keep trying."
"You got your nails done."
"Nope, try again."
"I give up, I'm too tired to play 20 questions."
"I'm wearing a gas mask!"
#900    
Thanks to: Jeremy - Vienna - West Virginia
rec.:Dec/25/2000    pub.:Dec/25/2000    sent:Dec/25/2000


Ranking: 2.87 / 31
Phil: Have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life?
Ralph: You bet. Hers and mine!
#356    
Thanks to: Walter Smith Ellis Wheeler - Burgaw - NC - USA.
rec.:Jun/13/1999    pub.:Jun/13/1999    sent:Jun/13/1999


Ranking: 2.77 / 35
A man has to wear three rings in his life
- Engagement ring
- Wedding ring
- SUFFERING
#7380    
Thanks to: kirti kanungo - India
rec.:Jan/14/2003    pub.:May/7/2003


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