Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 2.36 / 118
A man not knowledgeable of antiques, or their history, was standing next to a woman who was looking at a century old painting. As she stood admiring the priceless painting she said to the man that the painting went back to Louie The Fourteenth. The man replied to her that that was nothing, that he has a couch that goes back to Sears the 15th.
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Thanks to: onlinesportsgear
rec.:Feb/1/2001    pub.:Feb/1/2001    sent:Feb/1/2001


Ranking: 2.83 / 53
A girl involved with the women’s lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist,” she said.
The man replied; “You may insist as much as you like, Lady,” “This is my street where I get off.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Jun/22/2006


Ranking: 2.37 / 97
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
#10969    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Oct/18/2003


Ranking: 3.03 / 32
A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/10/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013    sent:Sep/29/2013


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