Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 2.19 / 123
A bechelor, just turned 40, began feeling desperate. "I went to a singles bar," he told a friend. "walked over to this 20-year-old woman and asked, "Where have you been all my life? she said, "Theeting!"
#2687    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002


Ranking: 2.59 / 58
“I hear your husband is a linguist.”
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Aug/5/2006


Ranking: 2.41 / 58
To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.
“But I thought you said all men were stupid,” said one friend, “and that you’d never marry!
“Yes, I did, she replied, “but then I found one who asked me.”
#12617    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Mar/30/2004


Ranking: 1.91 / 139
1.Happiness is only a shoe shop away
2.If you fart it is blamed on the nearest man
3.It is always the mans fault if the car goes wrong
4.Chocolate can really solve problems
5.You can end a fight by crying
6.You have the right to be a pain every month

1.you always get the blame if something goes wrong
2.the kids always see you as the one that tells them to tidy their room and that they can't get a dog
3.The kitchen
4.People annoy you at totally the wrong time with their problems
5. The week after your period no one likes you
6.If you break up your relationship you only get half your cds back
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Thanks to: Katie Lissamore - United Kingdom
rec.:Jan/4/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002


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