Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes

“I hear your husband is a linguist.”
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.

To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.
“But I thought you said all men were stupid,” said one friend, “and that you’d never marry!
“Yes, I did, she replied, “but then I found one who asked me.”

1.Happiness is only a shoe shop away
2.If you fart it is blamed on the nearest man
3.It is always the mans fault if the car goes wrong
4.Chocolate can really solve problems
5.You can end a fight by crying
6.You have the right to be a pain every month

1.you always get the blame if something goes wrong
2.the kids always see you as the one that tells them to tidy their room and that they can't get a dog
3.The kitchen
4.People annoy you at totally the wrong time with their problems
5. The week after your period no one likes you
6.If you break up your relationship you only get half your cds back

While on a bus one woman asked another, with grat curiosity,
"well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?"
"Yuk!' was the disillutioned reply. "He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot, and
I was the one who needed the suit of armor!"