Ranking: 3.42 / 762
Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.
Thanks to: ~*^*~AnOnYmOuS AnGeL~*^*~ - Edmonton - Alberta - Canada
rec.:Jun/23/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002 sent:May/3/2012
Ranking: 3.29 / 942
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
Thanks to: Samantha
rec.:Mar/31/2001 pub.:Mar/31/2001 sent:Dec/5/2011
Ranking: 3.53 / 567
A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie,” I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said,” I’m sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?" The man answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women." The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?"
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2001 pub.:Dec/27/2001 sent:Jul/28/2012
Ranking: 3.24 / 808
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle." The man replied, "What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me." With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/28/1998 pub.:Aug/28/1998 sent:Dec/2/2011