Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/2/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002    sent:Apr/12/2013


Ranking: 3.37 / 479
A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Nov/28/2013


Ranking: 2.94 / 653
"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
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Thanks to: Stara Howard
rec.:May/28/1999    pub.:May/28/1999    sent:Oct/17/2011


Ranking: 3.98 / 121
Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will pass, and I’ll inherit his large fortune.”
Impress, the woman took his business card and three months later, she became Joe’s stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men!!
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/17/2009    pub.:Aug/17/2009    sent:Jun/16/2012


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