Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 2.95 / 331
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Oct/30/2012


Ranking: 3.52 / 125
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
She paused a moment and looked around the room. “I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
From the back of the room came a voice, “He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Dec/21/2012


Ranking: 3.33 / 143
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the animal in me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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Thanks to: Morné van der Merwe - Stellenbosch - Cape - South Africa
rec.:Nov/5/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Apr/15/2004


Ranking: 3.26 / 149
Q: How do you know that a man is about to say something smart?
A: It will always start with "she said..."
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Thanks to: Jamie - Canada
rec.:Nov/23/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Apr/8/2005


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