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Ranking: 3.41 / 111
A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life.
He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant.
After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive.
The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?"
The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going to kill about a million damn pigeons!"
#16045    
Thanks to: l w smith - gambrills - md - USA.
rec.:Nov/15/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Apr/3/2014


Ranking: 3.46 / 103
During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a
muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled
alongside.

"Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him
the keys, "Yours is."
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Thanks to: Jay - Houston - TX - USA.
rec.:Mar/5/2003    pub.:May/8/2003    sent:Apr/18/2014


Ranking: 3.43 / 103
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. 
The ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain. 
He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules -- Make Sure The Captain Is Aboard Before Getting Under Way." 
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Thanks to: Donna Stuckert - USA.
rec.:May/15/2000    pub.:May/15/2000    sent:May/15/2000


Ranking: 2.98 / 170
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
#12308    
Thanks to: Russ Stilwell - Milford - CT - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Feb/25/2013


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