Category: Military Jokes

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Ranking: 2.99 / 174
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
#12308    
Thanks to: Russ Stilwell - Milford - CT - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Feb/25/2013


Ranking: 3.81 / 54
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”
“Thank you very much, sir.”
#23681    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Nov/24/2013


Ranking: 2.80 / 181
After a hard day of drilling, the drill sergeant let the troops go. "All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall." Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads down, thankful for the end of the hard day. Only one private remained. He looked at the officer and sincerely said, "Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, serge."
#8249    
Thanks to: Vince Tavani - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/6/2003    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Feb/19/2015


Ranking: 2.42 / 365
Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.
“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.
The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
#11057    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Feb/26/2015


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