Category: Military Jokes

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Ranking: 2.99 / 175
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
Thanks to: Russ Stilwell - Milford - CT - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Feb/25/2013

Ranking: 3.82 / 55
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”
“Thank you very much, sir.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/27/2013    pub.:Sep/27/2013    sent:Nov/24/2013

Ranking: 2.80 / 182
After a hard day of drilling, the drill sergeant let the troops go. "All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall." Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads down, thankful for the end of the hard day. Only one private remained. He looked at the officer and sincerely said, "Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, serge."
Thanks to: Vince Tavani - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/6/2003    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Feb/19/2015

Ranking: 2.43 / 366
Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.
“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.
The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Feb/26/2015

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