Ranking: 3.35 / 84
During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a
muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled
"Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him
the keys, "Yours is."
Thanks to: Jay - Houston - TX - USA.
Ranking: 2.73 / 168
After a hard day of drilling, the drill sergeant let the troops go. "All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall." Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads down, thankful for the end of the hard day. Only one private remained. He looked at the officer and sincerely said, "Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, serge."
Thanks to: Vince Tavani - United Kingdom
rec.:Mar/6/2003 pub.:Jul/18/2005 sent:Sep/14/2011
Ranking: 2.36 / 345
Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.
“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.
The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003 pub.:Sep/17/2003 sent:Jan/11/2013
Ranking: 2.71 / 107
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:May/14/2000 pub.:May/14/2000 sent:Jan/27/2008