Category: Military Jokes



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Ranking: 2.79 / 112
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
#665    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:May/14/2000    pub.:May/14/2000    sent:Jan/27/2008


Ranking: 2.59 / 135
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”
#16520    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:Apr/17/2008


Ranking: 2.86 / 83
How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

#19735    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/7/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Apr/7/2009


Ranking: 2.70 / 104
Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.
Soldier: Which one is Will?
#18140    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Jul/30/2007


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