Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Ranking: 3.50 / 84
Just something funny to read.


1) Itís better to be crazy & know it than being sane & doubt it.
2) Iím lost. I've gone out to find me. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait.
3) I live in my own little world!!! But that's okay, cause they know me there.
4) No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk...
5) Daydreaming is way better than school!
6) Education is the progressive relation of our ignorance.
7) Insanity: A perfectly normal change to a normal mind.
8) The voices in my head are snoring.
9) Me? Psychotic? What gave you that idea?
10) Iím not crazy! It's the rest of you that are freaks!
11) You say I'm psycho like it's a bad thing!
12) Insanity in individuals is something rare but in groups, parties, nations, & epochs... it is the rule!!!
13) Only two things are infinite: the universe, & human stupidity...
14) My fist & your teeth have an appointment...
15) If nobody is perfect then hi, my name is Nobody.
16) Caution: Professionals at work
17) I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
18) Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!!!
19) Lifting weights are fun!!!
Use your siblings to your advantage.
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Thanks to: nicole long - eagle mountain - utah - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Sep/30/2012


Ranking: 3.63 / 71
A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE???" Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said "Is that your wife your grieving for?" To which the man replied, "No itís my wife's ex husband"
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Thanks to: andiman - United Kingdom
rec.:Jun/23/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002


Ranking: 3.08 / 149
Hoss rode into town to buy a bull. Unfortunately, when he bought it, he was left with one dollar. Hoss needed to tell his wife to come with the truck and get the bull, but telegrams cost one dollar per word. Hoss said to the telegram man,"OK. I have my one word-'comfortable'." Why do you want to tell her that?Ē asked the telegram man. "Oh, she's not the best reader," Hoss said. "She'll read it really slowly". (Com-for-ta-ble, get it?)
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Thanks to: Rachel T. - Baton Rouge - Louisiana - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2001    pub.:Jan/2/2002    sent:Aug/13/2014


Ranking: 3.11 / 141
Two molecules are walking down the street; one bumps into the other and says:
"Oh, my fault, you okay?Ē
The Second Molecule says: "No, I'm not ok, I've lost an electron!" So the first molecule says: "Are you sure" the second molecule answers, "I'm positive!"
#14622    
Thanks to: Anton - Canada
rec.:Feb/8/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:Aug/19/2011


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