Ranking: 3.63 / 70
A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE???" Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said "Is that your wife your grieving for?" To which the man replied, "No it’s my wife's ex husband"
Thanks to: andiman - United Kingdom
Ranking: 3.09 / 147
Hoss rode into town to buy a bull. Unfortunately, when he bought it, he was left with one dollar. Hoss needed to tell his wife to come with the truck and get the bull, but telegrams cost one dollar per word. Hoss said to the telegram man,"OK. I have my one word-'comfortable'." Why do you want to tell her that?” asked the telegram man. "Oh, she's not the best reader," Hoss said. "She'll read it really slowly". (Com-for-ta-ble, get it?)
Thanks to: Rachel T. - Baton Rouge - Louisiana - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2001 pub.:Jan/2/2002 sent:Aug/13/2014
Ranking: 3.11 / 141
Two molecules are walking down the street; one bumps into the other and says:
"Oh, my fault, you okay?”
The Second Molecule says: "No, I'm not ok, I've lost an electron!" So the first molecule says: "Are you sure" the second molecule answers, "I'm positive!"
Thanks to: Anton - Canada
rec.:Feb/8/2005 pub.:Apr/1/2005 sent:Aug/19/2011
Ranking: 3.04 / 156
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay, you have six months to live.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003 pub.:Oct/21/2003 sent:Mar/30/2013