Two molecules are walking down the street; one bumps into the other and says:
"Oh, my fault, you okay?”
The Second Molecule says: "No, I'm not ok, I've lost an electron!" So the first molecule says: "Are you sure" the second molecule answers, "I'm positive!"
Anton - Canada
rec.:Feb/8/2005 pub.:Apr/1/2005 sent:Aug/19/2011
3.20 / 120
Having shot a moose two Antartians began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.
On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.
"Sure!" the hunters agreed.
"Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail."
"Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads.
After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"
"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"
Tom Reilly - Cambridge - Ont. - Canada
rec.:Oct/30/2002 pub.:Feb/7/2003 sent:Dec/21/2013
3.03 / 155
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay, you have six months to live.”
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003 pub.:Oct/21/2003 sent:Mar/30/2013
2.98 / 168
Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large.
nomad - murrieta - ca. - Sudan
rec.:Sep/23/2006 pub.:Oct/16/2006 sent:Nov/3/2013