Ranking: 2.78 / 89
The olympian skier Picabo Street now works in the Intensive Care Unit at a hospital. Unfortunately, the administration told her she can no longer answer the phone, because this is what she said, "Picabo ICU" (Peek-a-boo, I see you)
Thanks to: Barb - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2006 pub.:Nov/13/2006 sent:Dec/15/2009
Ranking: 3.11 / 54
Q: What do you get when you rewind a country song?
A: You get your house back, your truck back, your wife back and your dog back!
Thanks to: Becky Kelly - portland - or - USA.
rec.:Jun/12/2005 pub.:Jun/21/2005 sent:Jan/27/2006
Ranking: 3.07 / 55
A man at a restaurant asks the waiter, “How do you prepare your chickens?
The waiter replies, “Nothing special. We just tell’em they’re gonna die.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Jul/10/2004
Ranking: 2.78 / 80
New phone app.
You know there is a lot of money to be made by developing a useful phone app.
With the fitness craze and everyone being weight conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.
I want to announce the Newest phone app available for tracking progress in your fitness program. It is called the Personal Scale App. This is how it works. You program your I-phone or Droid with my new app. Place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand on it. The phone will record your current weight and display it on the screen. My only problem is it only seems to work once.
Thanks to: billy mosteferis - valparaiso - florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2011 pub.:Feb/13/2011 sent:May/2/2011