Ranking: 3.04 / 49
Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
Thanks to: R. S. - Toppenish - Washington - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006 pub.:Feb/5/2007 sent:Mar/4/2007
Ranking: 2.91 / 58
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Thanks to: Jonathan Peer - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2004 pub.:Jul/21/2004 sent:Sep/6/2004
Ranking: 3.35 / 34
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
Thanks to: Curt R.
rec.:Jun/19/2001 pub.:Jun/19/2001 sent:Jun/19/2001
Ranking: 2.83 / 65
Mary comes home rather late. “Oh, sweetheart,” she called, “your car’s on Maple Street.”
“Why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “Couldn’t, she said. “It’s too dark out there to find all the parts.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009 pub.:Dec/4/2009 sent:May/15/2010