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Ranking: 2.91 / 58
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Thanks to: Jonathan Peer - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2004    pub.:Jul/21/2004    sent:Sep/6/2004

Ranking: 3.35 / 34
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
Thanks to: Curt R.
rec.:Jun/19/2001    pub.:Jun/19/2001    sent:Jun/19/2001

Ranking: 2.83 / 65
Mary comes home rather late. “Oh, sweetheart,” she called, “your car’s on Maple Street.”
“Why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “Couldn’t, she said. “It’s too dark out there to find all the parts.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009    pub.:Dec/4/2009    sent:May/15/2010

Ranking: 2.88 / 60
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang- right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Feb/9/2011

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