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Ranking: 2.88 / 60
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang- right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Feb/9/2011

Ranking: 3.41 / 32
A company is interviewing applicants for an accountancy position, and the three finalists have been chosen.

The first one is called in, and asked, "What is two plus two?"
She answers, "Four," and is asked to leave.

The second finalist is called in, and asked the same question, "What is two plus two?"
He also answers, "Four," and is also asked to leave.

The third and final applicant is called in, and yet again asked, "What is two plus two?"
He answers, "What do you want it to be?"
Thanks to: ReficuL - Weston-super-Mare - Somerset - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/18/1998    pub.:Nov/18/1998    sent:Nov/18/1998

Ranking: 2.93 / 56
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guest sitting in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/19/2009    pub.:Aug/19/2009    sent:Jan/8/2010

Ranking: 2.90 / 58
A man asked the barber “How much for a haircut?”
“$5.50.” said the barber.
“And how much for a shave?”
“$3.00 sir.”
“Very well, shave my head.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Jul/22/2004

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