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Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
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Thanks to: R. S. - Toppenish - Washington - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Mar/4/2007


Ranking: 2.91 / 58
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Thanks to: Jonathan Peer - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2004    pub.:Jul/21/2004    sent:Sep/6/2004


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The economy is so bad that: Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010    pub.:Feb/9/2010    sent:Apr/23/2010


Ranking: 2.90 / 59
A man asked the barber “How much for a haircut?”
“$5.50.” said the barber.
“And how much for a shave?”
“$3.00 sir.”
“Very well, shave my head.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:Jul/22/2004


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