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Ranking: 2.49 / 75
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his order arrived, he looked up at the waitress and asked, “How about a kind word?” The waitress leaned over and whispered, “Don’t eat the meat.”
#21607    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/7/2010    pub.:Dec/7/2010    sent:Apr/20/2011


Ranking: 2.86 / 43
"I am not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,"said
the magistrate to the prisoner on trial,
"so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged."
" Oh, good," said the prisoner, " does that mean
that I can keep the money?"
#1346    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/5/2001    pub.:Sep/5/2001


Ranking: 2.54 / 69
A man walks into a restaurant and is shown to his seat by the hostess. The waiter approaches and asks, "Would you like to try our house special?” The man replies, "No, just bring me a steak, and make it lean". The waiter, somewhat puzzled, looks at him and replies, "which way?"
#18337    
Thanks to: Crazy Dave - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Dec/6/2009


Ranking: 2.80 / 46
A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children. Soon her headache went away!
#18737    
Thanks to: Ashley - Colorado - USA.
rec.:Jan/17/2008    pub.:Jan/21/2008    sent:May/23/2008


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