Ranking: 2.67 / 52
A lady walking down the street one day saw a man walking towards her. The man was talking to himself, waving his arms around his head and jumping up and down three times. He repeated this several times. The lady asked the man what he was doing? The man replied I am keeping the pink elephants away.
The lady replied, "Why? There are no pink elephants around here."
The man replied, "I know, works great doesn't it?"
Thanks to: Edward - Houston - Texas - USA.
rec.:Nov/20/2005 pub.:Dec/22/2005 sent:Jan/29/2006
Ranking: 2.81 / 42
I was driving down the road when I saw this lady standing by her car. When I pulled over to see if I could help she turned around holding this rabbit. She explained that she had run over the rabbit and thought it was going to die. I so wanted to help her I went back to my car and came back with a can of spray. I sprayed some in the rabbits' mouth and it twitched its' head a little. I waited a little while and sprayed some more in its' mouth and it twitched its head a couple of times. Not much later I sprayed more in its' mouth and the rabbit sprang from her arms and ran to the fence by the field, stopped, turned around and waived its' paw at us. We watched it run every 50 ft., stop, turn, and waive its' paw at us. The lady looked at me in amazement and said, "WHAT WAS THAT YOU GAVE THAT RABBIT?" I replied, "Oh just a little hair rejuvenator with permanent waive.
Thanks to: Jeffrey Enterprise - Rockford - Iowa - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2000 pub.:Feb/6/2000 sent:Feb/6/2000
Ranking: 2.49 / 67
A man walks into a restaurant and is shown to his seat by the hostess. The waiter approaches and asks, "Would you like to try our house special?” The man replies, "No, just bring me a steak, and make it lean". The waiter, somewhat puzzled, looks at him and replies, "which way?"
Thanks to: Crazy Dave - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2007 pub.:Oct/26/2007 sent:Dec/6/2009
Ranking: 2.97 / 34
A very exited mother asked her daughter: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?
Her daughter replied: Better than that, four of them recognized it.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/28/2005 pub.:Jun/28/2005 sent:Aug/15/2005