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Ranking: 2.49 / 74
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his order arrived, he looked up at the waitress and asked, “How about a kind word?” The waitress leaned over and whispered, “Don’t eat the meat.”
#21607    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/7/2010    pub.:Dec/7/2010    sent:Apr/20/2011


Ranking: 2.86 / 42
"I am not at all satisfied with the evidence against you,"said
the magistrate to the prisoner on trial,
"so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged."
" Oh, good," said the prisoner, " does that mean
that I can keep the money?"
#1346    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/5/2001    pub.:Sep/5/2001


Ranking: 2.53 / 68
A man walks into a restaurant and is shown to his seat by the hostess. The waiter approaches and asks, "Would you like to try our house special?” The man replies, "No, just bring me a steak, and make it lean". The waiter, somewhat puzzled, looks at him and replies, "which way?"
#18337    
Thanks to: Crazy Dave - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Dec/6/2009


Ranking: 2.61 / 59
At the vending machine a man put a coin and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear. One nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.
“Now that’s real automation! He exclaimed. “It even drinks for you!”
#16486    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006    pub.:Feb/22/2006    sent:Jan/26/2007


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