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Ranking: 2.81 / 108

Two Musicians’ in a major symphonic orchestra were discussing who they thought the LEAST talented musician in the band was. One of them said; that’s easy. See that guy standing in the back? Well, we just put two sticks in his hands and we call him a Drummer. The other responded; well, if we take one stick away, we call him a Conductor!

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Thanks to: Dr Ron Grassi,DC,MS. - Jupiter - Florida - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2009 pub.:Oct/23/2009 sent:May/20/2012

Ranking: 2.62 / 135

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003 pub.:Jul/1/2003 sent:Dec/3/2008

Ranking: 2.80 / 71

Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:Feb/10/2004

Ranking: 2.64 / 84

1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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Thanks to: Walter E. Ernst Jr - Hacienda Heights - California - USA.
rec.:Jul/3/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:Aug/6/2003

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