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Ranking: 2.65 / 37

The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.”

#16432

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006 pub.:Feb/16/2006 sent:Jul/15/2006

Ranking: 2.23 / 64

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

#11290

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:Aug/23/2006

Ranking: 2.43 / 44

How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs

#11291

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:Sep/23/2008

Ranking: 2.57 / 35

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

#9867

Thanks to: Erica Dubow - USA.
rec.:May/31/2003 pub.:Jun/30/2003

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