Category: Musician Jokes

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Ranking: 2.33 / 63
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears to his eyes. He listened spellbound to the entire recording. “Madam,” he whispered is that your son?” “No, she replied. “That’s Jascha Heifetz. But my son sounds just like him.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:Jul/27/2010

Ranking: 2.52 / 46
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/23/2008

Ranking: 2.22 / 65
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Aug/23/2006

Ranking: 2.19 / 67
How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jun/1/2005

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