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Ranking: 2.32 / 74
Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?"
Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?"
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Thanks to: folowosele oluwafemi samuel - ado-ekiti - ekiti state - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/17/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Dec/22/2009


Ranking: 2.57 / 47
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/23/2008


Ranking: 2.66 / 38
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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Thanks to: Erica Dubow - USA.
rec.:May/31/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003


Ranking: 2.26 / 66
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Aug/23/2006


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