Category: Musician Jokes

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Ranking: 2.56 / 36
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
Thanks to: Erica Dubow - USA.
rec.:May/31/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003

Ranking: 2.59 / 32
How did the violin greet the guitar?
Thanks to: Kaley Deanne - Cucumber Island - Alabamee - Barbados
rec.:Oct/6/2009    pub.:Oct/8/2009

Ranking: 2.09 / 55
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Apr/1/2004

Ranking: 2.11 / 37
The trumpet player had been blasting away all day, when there was a knock on his door. “I live next door to you,” he explained. “Do you know I work nights?” “No,” said the trumpet player, “but if you hum a few bars, I’ll get the melody.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jun/8/2010

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