Category: Musician Jokes

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Ranking: 2.49 / 39
How did the violin greet the guitar?
Cello!!
#20497    
Thanks to: Kaley Deanne - Cucumber Island - Alabamee - Barbados
rec.:Oct/6/2009    pub.:Oct/8/2009    sent:Jul/8/2014


Ranking: 2.14 / 70
How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
#11287    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jun/1/2005


Ranking: 2.14 / 58
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"

#11286    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Apr/1/2004


Ranking: 2.95 / 19
A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."
#23488    
Thanks to: Zane Kirkpatrick - USA.
rec.:May/23/2013    pub.:Jul/1/2013    sent:Aug/1/2015


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