Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.50 / 101
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says,
“I’d like a beer please, and one for the road.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Dec/17/2003
Ranking: 2.57 / 88
So a Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, I need a beer and a mop"
Thanks to: Krysten - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2005 pub.:Jan/11/2006 sent:Mar/12/2007