Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.47 / 100
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says,
“I’d like a beer please, and one for the road.”
#11511    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Dec/17/2003


Ranking: 3.28 / 32
A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "That," answers her date, "is an authentic Irish toast." "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon." What's that?" asked the guy. The girl says, "That's French toast."

#17894    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/16/2007    pub.:Apr/16/2007


Ranking: 2.72 / 65
Its Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the hell is that?” the customer asks.
“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.” He replied.
#21197    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Jul/19/2010


Ranking: 2.56 / 84
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”
#21198    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Dec/19/2010


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