Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.50 / 101
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says,
“I’d like a beer please, and one for the road.”
#11511    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Dec/17/2003


Ranking: 2.57 / 88
So a Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, I need a beer and a mop"
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Thanks to: Krysten - USA.
rec.:Dec/29/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Mar/12/2007


Ranking: 2.72 / 65
Its Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the hell is that?” the customer asks.
“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.” He replied.
#21197    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Jul/19/2010


Ranking: 2.56 / 84
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”
#21198    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Dec/19/2010


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