Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.58 / 59
A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute." He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
#15851    
Thanks to: mike morris - weatherford - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/6/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:May/27/2006


Ranking: 2.69 / 49
A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,” he says. “Want a little company?”
“Why?” asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?

#6787    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002    pub.:Nov/24/2002


Ranking: 2.24 / 98
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
“Give me a beer and give me a mop.”
#11512    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Dec/7/2003


Ranking: 2.48 / 62
One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in.
Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically
activates the horn of the car behind you?”
#16830    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Apr/9/2009


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