Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.62 / 60
A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute." He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
Thanks to: mike morris - weatherford - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/6/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:May/27/2006

Ranking: 2.68 / 53
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood-lite."
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Mar/9/1999    pub.:Mar/9/1999    sent:Mar/9/1999

Ranking: 2.64 / 53
A giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Do you want a longneck?"
The giraffe replied, “Do I have a choice?"
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2003    pub.:May/8/2003

Ranking: 2.52 / 63
One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in.
Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically
activates the horn of the car behind you?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Apr/9/2009

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