Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood-lite."
#275    
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Mar/9/1999    pub.:Mar/9/1999    sent:Mar/9/1999


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A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,” he says. “Want a little company?”
“Why?” asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002    pub.:Nov/24/2002


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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
“Give me a beer and give me a mop.”
#11512    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Dec/7/2003


Ranking: 2.49 / 61
One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in.
Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically
activates the horn of the car behind you?”
#16830    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Apr/9/2009


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