Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.74 / 50
A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, honey,” he says. “Want a little company?”
“Why?” asks the woman? “Do you have one to sell?

#6787    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002    pub.:Nov/24/2002


Ranking: 2.62 / 60
A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute." He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
#15851    
Thanks to: mike morris - weatherford - texas - USA.
rec.:Oct/6/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:May/27/2006


Ranking: 2.69 / 54
A giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Do you want a longneck?"
The giraffe replied, “Do I have a choice?"
#7926    
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


Ranking: 2.54 / 63
A man was explaining to a friend how he managed to get home the previous night.
" I was doing just fine until I turned into my driveway", he said.
"And then what happened?"
"Someone stepped on my hands!"
#10474    
Thanks to: Jack Lange - Winnipeg - Manitoba - Canada
rec.:Jul/13/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Nov/16/2003


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