Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.47 / 53
A ham, an egg, and a toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks.
Then the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
#833    
Thanks to: RainbowBrite
rec.:Sep/26/2000    pub.:Sep/26/2000    sent:Sep/26/2000


Ranking: 2.37 / 62
A long time drunk was lying in his hospital bed, still groggy from the effects of his recent operation. His doctor came in looking very glum.
"I can't be sure what's wrong with you," the doctor said. "I think it's the drinking."
"All right," said the patient. "Can we get an opinion from a doctor who's sober?"
#5048    
Thanks to: Bill Nelson - Union - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/18/2002    pub.:Sep/7/2002


Ranking: 2.33 / 66
A drunk was discovered late at night crawling along the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. A policeman approached him and asked: "What do you think you are doing?"
He answered: "Officer, I am going to climb this ladder, if it takes me all night!"
#14123    
Thanks to: Owens Lee Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Jan/5/2005


Ranking: 3.14 / 22
Bob tells Fred: My wife drives me to drink.
Fred comments: You’re lucky. I have to walk.
#19571    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008


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