Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.86 / 29
A man was at the bar and asked for a shot and so the bartender gave him the drink the man drank it then looked in his pocket. Then the man asked for another so the bartender again gave it to him then after he took the drink the man looked in his pocket. The man asked for another drink and did the same thing. Then the bartender asked the man why he kept looking in his pocket, and the man said there is a picture of my wife in there and when she starts looking good that’s when I will go home.
Thanks to: Mandi - Inver Grove Heights - MN
rec.:Apr/18/2001    pub.:Apr/18/2001    sent:Apr/18/2001

Ranking: 2.42 / 52
A ham, an egg, and a toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks.
Then the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Thanks to: RainbowBrite
rec.:Sep/26/2000    pub.:Sep/26/2000    sent:Sep/26/2000

Ranking: 2.33 / 61
A long time drunk was lying in his hospital bed, still groggy from the effects of his recent operation. His doctor came in looking very glum.
"I can't be sure what's wrong with you," the doctor said. "I think it's the drinking."
"All right," said the patient. "Can we get an opinion from a doctor who's sober?"
Thanks to: Bill Nelson - Union - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/18/2002    pub.:Sep/7/2002

Ranking: 2.29 / 65
A drunk was discovered late at night crawling along the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. A policeman approached him and asked: "What do you think you are doing?"
He answered: "Officer, I am going to climb this ladder, if it takes me all night!"
Thanks to: Owens Lee Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Jan/5/2005

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