Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.09 / 133
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!
Thanks to: j farnsworth - dover - delaware - USA.
rec.:Jan/7/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Jan/31/2013
Ranking: 3.30 / 96
Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Jun/20/2004
Ranking: 3.29 / 98
Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."
Thanks to: Joseph - USA.
rec.:Mar/26/2006 pub.:Apr/6/2006 sent:Dec/6/2007
Ranking: 2.86 / 190
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
Thanks to: Anonymous - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/25/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002 sent:Dec/8/2013