Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.24 / 110
Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
#12163    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Aug/29/2014


Ranking: 3.21 / 114
Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fat?
#20479    
Thanks to: Annoymus - USA.
rec.:Sep/22/2009    pub.:Nov/30/2009    sent:Apr/23/2013


Ranking: 2.70 / 274
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 
Half a worm.
#1107    
Thanks to: Kenny - New York - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2001    pub.:Aug/3/2001    sent:Jul/10/2015


Ranking: 2.72 / 260
Why is 6 afraid of 7? 
Because 7,8,9.
#668    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/19/2000    pub.:May/19/2000    sent:Nov/8/2014


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